Spazzmasm

May 25

All In Fun: If KPOP Fandoms Were Cities

  • Blackjack City: Boomboxes on every corner, where the inhabitants wear crazy yet cool hairstyles, drive really fast in racing cars, and wear sunglasses, even at night. "I Am The Best" bumperstickers are on every car. A lot of inhabitants have families in A+ City but Blackjack City is very friendly with VIP City inhabitants.
  • A+ City: Everyone is a ninja, every restaurant is a buffet, Engrish waffurs are the breakfast of choice, mailboxes are named Pigeon Folders. City is under the watchful eye of the much larger and powerful Cloud City.
  • Hottest City: Temperature is always 100 degrees so male inhabitants never wear shirts. Gymnastics are a required course in schools. Everyone starts their conversations by whispering 'JYP.'
  • Elf City: Everyone dresses in drag every Friday. There are no dogs: Only turtles are allowed as pets. Every morning, every citizen gets a "Good Morning Beautiful World" wake-up call. Sone City inhabitants love to visit very often. Many different neighborhoods within the city, including: M Neighborhood, KRY Neighborhood, and Happy Neighborhood. Radio shows are more popular than TV.
  • Baby City: Everyone has blonde hair. There are no dogs: Only bunnies are allowed as pets. Everyone also has a buddy robot. Everyone believes in aliens.
  • IAm City: Men are buff and dress as women when in public. Is the neighboring city next to Hottest City. Voice classes are mandatory after inhabitants turn 3.
  • B2UTY CITY: Everyone shuffle walks in their dancing shoes. When greeting someone for the first time, you must strike a Doo-pose. Fiction books are the only books read. Sometimes will mingle with A+ City.
  • Diadem City: Everyday they shufflin'. There are zombies that come out at night and you are not safe unless you travel in packs of 7. Native American costumes are forbidden.
  • Shawol City: Everyone eats nothing but chicken. Everyone is super curious and also greet newcomers with a "Hello Hello" in singsong voice. Sone City inhabitants love to visit Shawol City randomly. Dinosaurs, although rare, are the pet of choice. Dance classes are required by all residents the moment they can walk.
  • KissMe City: No one drinks water: Only Redbull is allowed for consumption. Pigeons are the pet of choice. 'Dora the Explorer' is the #1 most viewed TV show in this city for some reason. Everyone knows Korean and Japanese. Everyone's brain is connected directly to Twitter's server.
  • Andromeda City: Very young city that loves neighboring Noona cities. Love soup. Only Shinhwa songs are allowed to be played in public.
  • Sone City: Nothing but women. Men are not allowed in the city but Sone City residents freely visit Shawol City, Elf City, and Exotic City very often.
  • VIP City: Everyone has multi-colored hair or hair extensions. Toy stores are a BIG deal. Only credit and debit cards are accepted by merchants: cash is thought dirty. Sharpeis are the pets of choice. There are no cars, only tanks. Nightclubs are open 24-7.
  • Cloud City: All men are ninjas. When it rains, every man takes his shirt off and goes outside for no reason. Poledancing is a required course in all schools. Is the larger, more advanced neighbor city to A+ City.
  • JayWalker City: Used to be near Hottest City and IAm City but relocated. Everyone has tattoos by their 10th birthday. Everyone has mandatory workout sessions from 3-5pm every day. Their minds, like KissMe City residents, are also hotwired to Twitter.
  • BBC City: Derp capital of the world. Dreadlocks are required to be worn at learn 3 months of your life. Kitties are the pets of choice. Known for it's large annual Cucumber Festival. Mixtapes are given away at every street corner.
  • BOICE City: Right next to PrimaDonna City. There is no border. It is common for inhabitants of both cities to get lost in the other city, and no one cares or notices, since everyone considers themselves a loner. Everyone can play the guitar. Busan accent is common for some reason.
May 03
ASDFGHJKL!!! I JUST WANT TO SQUISH IT AGAINST MY FACE!!!!

ASDFGHJKL!!! I JUST WANT TO SQUISH IT AGAINST MY FACE!!!!

May 03
This was on a bulletin board at my university.

This was on a bulletin board at my university.

Mar 06

While walking through Wal-Mart, this transpired…..

Friend: I don’t get it. What’s the point of see through underwear?

Me: I’m not really sure, actually.

Friend: I mean, I thought sexy lingerie was supposed to tease the imagination?

Me: Right? It’s like wrapping a birthday present, you don’t wrap it in cellophane, do you? That just defeats the purpose!

Jan 30
This.

This.

Jan 28
Jan 27

lov1ngdb5k:

seoulista:

:3

Diva Min :D

I laughed SO hard at this. I don’t even know why XD

Jan 27

Reblog for serenityeryx

Yeah, enjoy that shit :)

Jan 27
your-seoul-mate:

Hey guys! So in celebration of my 150th follower, I’ll be doing a giveaway! I honestly never thought I would have even 10 followers when I first came to Tumblr, so I want to share this little accomplishment with you guys!
I will be giving away 2 Changmin (TVXQ) posters! There will be two winners. The first winner will get to pick which of the 2 posters they want, and the second winner will get the other one! Here are the rules:
You may reblog this post up to 5 times. Any more than 5 times and you’ll be disqualified.
You may like this post up to 5 times as well :)
You don’t have to be following me, but it will give you one more chance!
So, in total, you can get up to 11 chances to win.
I will ship internationally :)
This giveaway will end February 3, 2012 at 5pm. 
I will be using a random number generator and when the winners are chosen, I will contact you via Ask Box. Please try to respond within the same day or the next day at the latest so if the winner does not respond, I will make the second winner the first winner, and pick a new second winner.
GOOD LUCK! :)

your-seoul-mate:

Hey guys! So in celebration of my 150th follower, I’ll be doing a giveaway! I honestly never thought I would have even 10 followers when I first came to Tumblr, so I want to share this little accomplishment with you guys!

I will be giving away 2 Changmin (TVXQ) posters! There will be two winners. The first winner will get to pick which of the 2 posters they want, and the second winner will get the other one! Here are the rules:

  • You may reblog this post up to 5 times. Any more than 5 times and you’ll be disqualified.
  • You may like this post up to 5 times as well :)
  • You don’t have to be following me, but it will give you one more chance!
  • So, in total, you can get up to 11 chances to win.
  • I will ship internationally :)
  • This giveaway will end February 3, 2012 at 5pm. 
  • I will be using a random number generator and when the winners are chosen, I will contact you via Ask Box. Please try to respond within the same day or the next day at the latest so if the winner does not respond, I will make the second winner the first winner, and pick a new second winner.

GOOD LUCK! :)

Jan 24
attran84:

You can Save someone’s life by sharing this.  STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me …and encouraged me to post it and spread  the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we  could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a  party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone  that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new  shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up  and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up,  Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s  husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to  the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a  stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a  stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours  he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the  trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the  patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this status shares  it; you can bet that at least one life will be saved…….
REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!

attran84:

You can Save someone’s life by sharing this.

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …
My friend sent this to me …and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.

Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :

S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this status shares it; you can bet that at least one life will be saved…….

REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!REBLOG!